The first surgeon says,
'I like to see Accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'
The second responds,
'Yeah, but you should try
Electricians!
Everything inside them is
colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says,
'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical
order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in,
'You know I like Construction
Workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all
up,
When he observed, 'you're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.
There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains,
and no spine and there are only two moving parts - the mouth
and the asshole -
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